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+"It's OK to quit a job with people you like because there are a lot of people to like out there." ~ Michael Lopp
+"That's legit as shit." ~ Rick Barber
+"The cheating sheet is key to success in CS 412 course." ~ CS 412 TA
+"Your job is not just what you're doing; it should be preparing you for what you want to do." ~ Michael Lopp
+"A reputation is a community-based opinion that you don't control. It takes years of work to develop and a single missed key responsibility to destroy." ~ Michael Lopp
+"One day I will shoot you with this bullet. Can you still say that you love me?" ~ Re-l Mayer
+"I didn't say I wanted to die in a blender! I said I wanted to be in a blender!" ~ Kyle Johnson
+"It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration." ~ Edsger Dijkstra
+"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. Code for readability." ~ John Woods
+"The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change." ~ FORTRAN manual for Xerox computers
+"Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature." ~ Rich Kulawiec
+"Worry loudly now or scream louder later." ~ Michael Lopp
+"I can always tell when I don't want to do something because... I never do it." ~ Michael Lopp
+"If you think you can do it all, you're thinking too small." ~ Michael Lopp
+"When you say 'You suck', I think 'I win'." ~ Michael Lopp
+"Honestly, if you don't fit in, then you're probably doing the right thing." ~ LIGHTS
+"It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter." ~ Nathaniel Borenstein
+"Simplicity and elegance are unpopular because thy require hard work and discipline to achieve and education to be appreciated." ~ Edsger Dijkstra
+"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." ~ Douglas Adams
+"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." ~ Brian Kernighan
+"The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time." ~ Tom Cargill
+"It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law." ~ Hofstadter's Law
+"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." ~ Nathaniel Borenstein
+"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery